My specialty and passion is helping fun, creative, smart, quirky individuals
get rid of the head junk holding them back from success and happiness.
Once you do that?
You can pretty much do Anything.
Read this nifty little poem I wrote so you can be certain
you’re in the right place, with the right person:
Dear quirky individual,
I love how you’re authentic and true;
You act like no one but you.
You’re a black sheep or sore thumb;
who wants to be just like everyone?
You’re positive and funny.
Your outlook is sunny.
Normies just don’t get you
and that’s okay cuz they don’t have to.
I’d love to work with you
and here’s what we’ll do:
We’ll have fun together
and do some big dreaming.
Then we’ll put your quirk to work
all thanks to our scheming.
You’ll express yourself fully after working with me.
You’ll put your quirks out there for the world to see.
So practice your embarrassing happy dance
and though others may stare
you’ll be so darn happy you won’t even care.
Come inside, say hello
and away we will go!